What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 08:35
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No