What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:31

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.